Hangovers – God’s Way of Saying You Kicked Ass
Here’s to Alcohol The Cause Of
Here’s to Being Single
I Always Arrive Late At the Office
I Am In No Shape to Exercise
I Can Be Your Best Friend Or Your Worst Enemy
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
I Can Only Please One Person Per Day
I Feel Sorry for People Who Don’t Drink
I Had Some Words With My Wife
I Love Making Friends
I Never Forget A Face
I Wanted To Kill The Sexiest Person Alive
If Ignorance Is Bliss
If Things Get Any Worse
If You Don’t Like Your Job
I’m Not Normally A Praying Man
I’m Sorry But I Can’t Hear You
What Language Are You Speaking
I’m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds a lot like bullshit