Why Don’t You Change Into Something
Why don't you change into something a little more comfortable? Like a coma. | Funny Graphics
Hangovers – God’s Way of Saying You Kicked Ass
Hangovers - God's way of saying you kicked ass last night | Funny Graphics
Here’s to Alcohol The Cause Of
Here's to alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems | Funny Graphics
Here’s to Being Single
Here's to being single, drinking doubles, and seeing triple | Funny Graphics
I Always Arrive Late At the Office
I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early | Funny Graphics
I Am In No Shape to Exercise
I am in no shape to exercise | Funny Graphics
I Can Be Your Best Friend Or Your Worst Enemy
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
I Can Only Please One Person Per Day
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either. |
I Feel Sorry for People Who Don’t Drink
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
I Had Some Words With My Wife
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.| Funny Graphics
I Love Making Friends
I love making friends, it's people I can't stand | Funny Graphics
I Never Forget A Face
I never forget a face but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception | Funny Graphics
I Wanted To Kill The Sexiest Person Alive
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but they say that suicide is a crime | Funny Graphics
If Ignorance Is Bliss
If ignorance is bliss you must be ecstatic | Funny Graphics
If Things Get Any Worse
If things get any worse I'll have to ask you to stop helping me | Funny Graphics
If You Don’t Like Your Job
If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That
I’m Not Normally A Praying Man
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there please save me ... Superman! | Funny Graphics
I’m Sorry But I Can’t Hear You
I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness | Funny Graphics
What Language Are You Speaking
I’m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds a lot like bullshit
Are You Always This Stupid
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today | Funny Graphics
Brains Aren’t Everything
Brains aren't everything. In your case, it's nothing. | Funny Graphics
The Lights Are On But
The lights are on but you're not home | Funny Graphics
I Don’t Have PMS I Just Really Hate You
I don't have PMS I just really hate you | Funny Graphics
The Police Are Looking For A Suspect
The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe
Tell Your Girlfriend I Said Thanks
Tell your girlfriend I said thanks it was great | Funny Graphics
Hey Princess Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon
Hey princess who lit the fuse on your tampon | Funny Graphics
If I Throw A Stick Will You Please Go Away
If I throw a stick will you please go away | Funny Graphics